50 Wise Life Lessons

The 50 Wise Life Lessons of

Meredith Rineberg and Roxanne Geier

1. arguing with close minded people is like talking to a brick wall
2. arguing is a waste of time in general
3. people who don't care about anyone but themselves can be quite annoying, HOWEVER, everyone is always worthy of your time (unfortunately..haha)

4. dont waste your time on things you dont like to do..but use the time you DO have to do the things you love
5. your real friends WILL love you no matter what
6. there is no point in liking someone who doesn't acknowledge you existance, BUT we always pick the ones who DONT, and once we get them to acknowledge us--we repeat the routine with someone new. we're girls--it's just what we do.

7. sometimes life sucks hardcore-but those times only make the good times feel more special
8. window paint IS the devil...(dang ladybugs)
9. love everyone, hate isn't an option

10. somedays are just good days to wear nundies
11. on the days you wear "some"...make sure you dont wear them inside-out or backwards!
12. christmas IS the best holiday, and break is almost here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

13. taking random antibiotics when you're sick...doesn't always cure what you have
14. however...it does sometimes create a chickenpox-like rash on your face
15. if someone wants you to come to the computer they will make up life lessons

16. singing opera is a necessary part of everyday-life
17. taking warm showers for an extra-long-extended-period-of-time is NEVER a good idea...sometimes you pass out/fall asleep (neither of which are good)
18. roxy rhymes with foxy

19. taking showers with your friends is always a random way to be entertained (with swimsuits of course)
20. never use fizzy balls in the bath...because when you do...you'll never find where they're at
21. time is limited....and right now, im wasting part of my life making a random list which you might never read

22. coughing makes you sound like a seal
23. never leave your phone in random places, moms always take them thinking that they are their own
24. school is overrated

25. meredith's education system would be 30 times better
26. drunk parties are never as much fun as sober parties--unless you dance on tables for the heck of it
27. never forget to wear your shirt

28. if a sign says STOP, it's not psyching you out...they're for real
29. always be honest, lying never gets you anywhere
30. joking around is necessary at all points in time, being serious is hardly ever entertaining

31. google.com always finds a way to mess with your computer/aka POPUP&VIRUS central!
32. you can find your myspace page by typing your name in google...creepy
33. people change...it's life

34. change sucks sometimes
35. babies dont remember being a baby
36. cat pee glows under black light....and so do "other things"

37. there are more chickens in the world than people (thank God, they are wayyyyy more tasty)
38. strawberries have more vitamin c than oranges...
39. jimmy johns is freaking delicious

40. food=happiness
41. if you sleep somewhere cold, you're more likely to have a bad dream (so sleep somewhere warm...duuuurrr)
42. 45% of your dollars have been in a stippers g-sting...always a good thing to know

43. wash your hands 100% of the time after touching those dollars....gross
44. laughing= happiness
45. goldfish have a longer memory span than meres (3 VERY LONG seconds)...geez roxanne-give me SOME credit!

46. not coming back to the computer can get u killed
47. people should do their homework
48. meredith is master of wasting time

49. sleep is an essential part of everyday life
50. meredith and roxy WILL be best friends

forever...









ps. kelsey marlow's birthday is today...everyone wish her a happy 16th :)